GBCW: A Plea for Understanding

As founder and president of the Greater Boston Club for Wanking, I've fielded more than a few complaints about current and former members of our organization posting diaries here at Daily Kos that discredit the good name of wanking by associating it with the far less honorable pastime of attention-whoring. I'd like to first of all state for the record that a majority of the GBCW membership believe that wanking should always be done in private, or at the very least in the company of consenting partners who enjoy watching others wank. Wanking in public is strictly prohibited by the bylaws of our organization, and members of GBCW who violate this policy are subject to disciplinary actions including, but not necessarily limited to, suspension, dismissal, and/or being forced to watch every episode of Jersey Shore.